Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

iwillgetasixpack:

Active fitblr.

iwillgetasixpack:

Active fitblr.

ladyknucklesinshape:

amanda-breathes:

how to lose 3 inches off your waist— super quick, easy, and healthy

Yep, I went from a 31” waist to a 28” waist overnight.  Literally.  Overnight.  All I did was go to bed. 

We are always comparing our worst to the best of others, and we don’t take the time to appreciate our bodies in less than our perception of ideal states. I love when people post photos comparing their morning tummy to their bloated after dinner tummy because this encourages not being ashamed of our tummies in their constant flux & flow.  It’s easy to look at ourselves after a big meal and think we are “fat”, that food has turned us into a whale and we become scared to eat more food. Fuck that. Appreciate the ability of your intestines and stomach to expand as you fill it with nourishment, as it hugs your food and absorbs its nutrients.  Never go to bed hungry.  Eat past 7.  Eat at 2am. Eat whenever you are hungry, and stop when you are satisfied. Trust the intuitive nature of your body and it will treat you like the goddess you are. light & love xx

I like this. Because people gonna really think she lost something quick too and all she did was let her body do what it needs to do.

I’m here for this.

fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.
Scribble on people in magazines
Smile into a mirror
Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
Call a crisis help line. 
Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
Go to Blahtherapy.com
Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
Rub ice on the place you used to cut
Clap hard
Snap a rubber band
Draw on yourself in marker
Blast music
Pop bubble wrap
Take a bath
Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
Braid something
Cry
…But there’s more!Here are some links:Teenhelp
Sirius Project
HelpGuide
YouthinBC
146 Things to Do
Need a distraction?Disney and Marvel Movies
Studio Ghibli Movies
MOVIES AND TV SHOWS
Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is.  Momma is so, so proud.

fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.

  • Scribble on people in magazines
  • Smile into a mirror
  • Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
  • Call a crisis help line. 
  • Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
  • Go to Blahtherapy.com
  • Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
  • Rub ice on the place you used to cut
  • Clap hard
  • Snap a rubber band
  • Draw on yourself in marker
  • Blast music
  • Pop bubble wrap
  • Take a bath
  • Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
  • Braid something
  • Cry

…But there’s more!

Here are some links:
Teenhelp

Sirius Project

HelpGuide

YouthinBC

146 Things to Do

Need a distraction?

Disney and Marvel Movies

Studio Ghibli Movies

MOVIES AND TV SHOWS

Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is. 

 Momma is so, so proud.

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when spotting a Lady Gaga billboard while Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her


Zayn and Louis with fans today in London (15.04.2014)

Zayn and Louis with fans today in London (15.04.2014)

bequickdear:

MGMT at Coachella 2014, Weekend One (by Pitchfork)

bequickdear:

MGMT at Coachella 2014, Weekend One (by Pitchfork)

manjolras:

tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Business Pig [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Business Pig [x]